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Driftless Studios

Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal

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Keep the change, ya filthy animal. McCallister's Home Security has been protecting the house since 1990 — one booby trap at a time. This funny Home Alone-inspired Christmas ornament is the one everyone in the room recognizes instantly. A perfect stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or Secret Santa pick for anyone who watches it every December without fail. Printed on a natural wood round with jute hanger. Still the best home security in the business.

Product Details

  • Size: 3.5 inches tall 3.25 inches wide
  • Made of printed, quarter inch maple wood.
  • Comes with a rustic hanging string.
  • Due to the nature of the materials used no two ornaments will be exactly alike giving each ornament a unique look. 
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  • Shipping

    Free shipping on continental US orders over $300.

    Orders ship in 1–3 business days from our shop in Westby, WI.

  • Returns

    We don't accept returns, but if your order arrives incorrect or damaged, let us know and we'll make it right.