Driftless Studios
Being an Asshole Seems Like an Odd Choice
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A little passive-aggressive wisdom delivered with excellent timing. "When you can be anything you want, being an asshole seems like an odd choice." This handcrafted wood fridge magnet is blunt, dry, and exactly what certain break rooms need. A perfect coworker gift, office gift, or stocking stuffer for anyone who deals with people — professionally or personally.
Wood Magnets are 2x3 inches with the sentiment printed directly onto the wood so it will never peal or fade.
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Shipping
Free shipping on continental US orders over $300.
Orders ship in 1–3 business days from our shop in Westby, WI.
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Returns
We don't accept returns, but if your order arrives incorrect or damaged, let us know and we'll make it right.