Driftless Studios
Suck the Joy Out of Someone Else's Day
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For the passive-aggressive note you never had the nerve to actually write. "If I give you a straw, can you suck the joy out of someone else's day?" This handcrafted wood fridge magnet is the perfect funny gift for cubicles, break rooms, or anywhere energy vampires congregate. A hilarious coworker gift, office stocking stuffer, or home decor piece that says exactly what you're thinking.
Wood Magnets are 2x3 inches with the sentiment printed directly onto the wood so it will never peal or fade.

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Shipping
Free shipping on continental US orders over $300.
Orders ship in 1–3 business days from our shop in Westby, WI.
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Returns
We don't accept returns, but if your order arrives incorrect or damaged, let us know and we'll make it right.