Driftless Studios
Harder to Kidnap Stay Safe Eat the Cake
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Practical safety advice, delivered via fridge magnet. "The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap... Stay safe. Eat the cake." This handmade wood fridge magnet is oddly motivating and completely hilarious. A perfect birthday gift, funny gift for a best friend, or stocking stuffer for anyone who needs a little permission to enjoy dessert — for safety reasons.
Wood Magnets are 2x3 inches with the sentiment printed directly onto the wood so it will never peal or fade.
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Shipping
Free shipping on continental US orders over $300.
Orders ship in 1–3 business days from our shop in Westby, WI.
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Returns
We don't accept returns, but if your order arrives incorrect or damaged, let us know and we'll make it right.